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  *Then he won’t shut up.

  *There’s not a dog named Spot anywhere.

  *Artistic license = made the rest up

  *Or during school hours.

  *Not the real name of the character. You know the real name.

  *Not punching, swinging on the swing.

  *This time with cleats!

  *Hint: it was Analie.

  *Except clean my room.

  *Candy.

  *He’s “like” a new person because he’s actually an alien.

  *On candy.

  *It might be because I hid catnip in an inside pocket, but that’s just a guess.

  *Like I said, I’m a noticer. I notice things.